After my numerous attacks just this week, which is very rare, I decided to share this notable finding that is recent in discovery. My husband and I have this thing called a sense-of-humor that we hold so dear to us. Basically, this was icing on cake along with the two essentials to a happy marriage: looks and theology. Many people find our jokes either lame, which I will agree with them, but then when the great ones come out, we sit back and gaze at our accomplishment. Wow! Did I really tell an awesome joke? It was not until most recent after advancing in our joking skills that we were attacked. After saying something remotely funny, we just leave the joke there and end it fast without laughing at our own joke (so lame). That’s how anyone with brains would encounter a joke. That’s not the case for this group. If someone adds on to the joke or tries to recreate the joke in their less funny way while laughing at themselves, then they succeeded at butchering the joke to death. After much grief with these attacks, my husband and I decided to research these unskilled people. As we continued this journey to find the correct term, we came across the history of violent ninjas. Right then, we knew this was the progressive movement from physical violence in what is called “Joke Ninja.” It was more difficult to trace their history as it seems to be prevailing today as today’s culture becomes more hypersensitive wet sacks. To grasp more of this interesting finding, I only find it essential to share this astonishing history.
Ninja History
In 522 A.D., Nonuse ("the art of stealth") was first introduced to Japan as a religion practiced by priests. These priests were not violent people, they were "mystics" who gathered and shared information for the ruling classes.
It wasn't until 645 A.D. that the priests perfected their fighting skills and made use of their knowledge of nonuse. This was because they found themselves being harassed by the central government and found it necessary to protect themselves.
In 794-1192 A.D. the new civilization flourished and with it, a new class of wealthy, privileged families. These families fought with one another in attempts to make or destroy emperors. The need for spies, informants and now assassins grew as these families dueled for power. They were suspicious and jealous of one another and would resort to any means necessary to eliminate any possible threats. Therefore, the practitioners of nonuse were in great demand. With this, the ninja was born.
These ninjas flourished the world for thousands of years until most recently in the 20th century, the practitioners of nonuse divided. Some grew more violent, while the others decided killing humans was lame and wanted to move onto something new and less bloody. This group noticed this new trait in humans called a sense-of-humor. As they stood back practicing information they gathered from humorous people, they decided to gage in violence once again around the beginning of the 21st century. This time, they will hold back their ninja weapons to only attack the joke itself. With this, the joke ninja was born.
You never know who will butcher a joke. It could be your sibling, spouse, close friend, parents, or even your grandparents. Once the joke ninja appears, then BAM! Out of nowhere, a joke falls to its death and leaves the crowd in complete frustration and awkwardness. There is no way in stopping this group as they are progressive and are here to stay. You have been warned.
"Joke Ninja, out to kill your jokes."--JD Ketterman
